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Comic - Van Helsing's Weapon by Kida-Ookami Comic - Van Helsing's Weapon by Kida-Ookami
Comic - Van Helsing's Secret Weapon

Me and mum had ordered Pizza with Garlic bread, and i was trying ward off my dog with a piece of garlic bread - 'Be gone you evil beasty' [my dog is very food centered, so probably not the best idea in the world]

Mum joked that Van Helsing should have tried that against Dracula.

I said 'Mum, you're a genius', to which she replied 'you only just noticed?'

so, that's how i got the idea for this comic, and i thought the idea of Van Helsing producing a piece of Garlic bread mid battle would be rather amusing.
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:iconshadowvanhelsing:
ShadowVanHelsing Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
Hilarious!
I wonder if you ate a whole bunch of garlic, could you ward vampires off with your breath?
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:iconcrazycez:
CrazyCez Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Brilliant!
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:iconmangaartfan:
MangaArtFan Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
She sounds like an awesome mom.
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:iconeffectiveevolution:
EffectiveEvolution Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
i am actually allergic to garlic XD i feel your pain Dracula TT-TT
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:iconromancefreak:
RomanceFreak Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*Snort* Hilarious. XD
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:icondemonwolfgirl99:
demonwolfgirl99 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconteranmingogilthorpe:
TeranMingOgilthorpe Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Too cute XD
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ScarafileProductions Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student Filmographer
Haha! This is so funny! :XD:
I would be honoured if your artwork were to be featured in my :iconvanhelsing-fc: group.
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:icondarkaileyba:
DarkAileyba Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
mmmm, now i want garlic bread
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:iconbloodrosesforall:
BloodRosesForAll Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Did you bring some more along, Mr. Van Helsing?
'Cause I'll tear off some bits and start pecking 'em at Drak! :D
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:iconyamakal-12:
Yamakal-12 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
If we eat a ton of garlic-related things, would our breath be like tear gas to vampires?
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:iconkida-ookami:
Kida-Ookami Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012
I thought tear gas made you laugh?
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:iconyamakal-12:
Yamakal-12 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012
Tear Gas is the stuff that causes:
-breathing difficulty
-temporary blindness
-extreme pain
Perhaps you were thinking of Laughing Gas?
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:iconkida-ookami:
Kida-Ookami Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012
I swear iv'e heard it called tear gas before... hang on, wait no, this is nerve gas
... but yes, or pepper spray
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:iconyamakal-12:
Yamakal-12 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012
Basically, I want to eat tasty Garlic, then breath out upon vampires, and cause their eyes to burn. Just like the protagonist did in the book, "Side Jobs".
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DarkOmegaZeroMythos Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You made me fall of my chair while I was eating pizza bread. XD
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:icondel09zendhe:
Del09Zendhe Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Your mother is a genius, and you're are an incredible artist! XD
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:iconroguedeceiver13:
RogueDeceiver13 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL So cute!!! Your mom is awesome if she would willingly have a conversation about Van Helsing with you!
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"I'd hate to be such a nuisance." -Gabriel Van Helsing
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:iconthe-lost-hope:
The-Lost-Hope Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2011  Student General Artist
Ahahaha nice. XD
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:iconkatten-inka:
Katten-Inka Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
Haha:D
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:iconanaxerik4ever:
AnaxErik4ever Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011  Student Writer
:rofl: That's funny.
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:iconchristinemw:
ChristineMW Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2011
Hillarious, that is too funn-a :rolf: even though I probably wouldn't work.
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:iconloveroflightning95:
LoverofLightning95 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011
GARLIC BREAD!? RUN!!!! :rofl:
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:iconpop-tart-zombie:
Pop-Tart-Zombie Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2011
this is o getting faved!
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:icontluaengiad:
Tluaengiad Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011
Hugh Jackman would love this, ever watch the outtakes on X-men 3? He pulls jokes like this all the time. :D
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:iconkida-ookami:
Kida-Ookami Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011
oh really? I havn't actually seen X-Men 3 yet ... I must at some point in the near future
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:icon9natasha4:
9Natasha4 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Student Artist
Fear the garlic bread...of TASTY DOOM!!!
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:iconmasaruten:
masaruten Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
now there's an idea for konami, secret novelty weapon: Garlic Bread!

Pros: Kills vampires in one shot.
Cons: Werewolves (and an other canine monsters) will mob you for it.
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Hoogabah Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
:rofl: I love that!
I was eating garlic bread at school once and pointed out that my almighty garlic breath could scare away vampires. Maybe Van Helsing could try that out as well?
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Longdragon92 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2010   Writer
<3 LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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:iconmoonlight17nmg:
MoonLight17nmg Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
FEAR THE GARLIC BREAD!!!! for after garlic bread comes garlic breath!:evillaugh: mwahahahaha!!!!
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:iconashwood0509:
Ashwood0509 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2010
This just made my day it's so funny. I could totally see that happening in a spoof of the movie.
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:iconnikky332:
Nikky332 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2010
lol
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:iconblackangel143:
Blackangel143 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
lol that made my day you rock! :bow:
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:iconpanasonic592:
panasonic592 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2010
LOL!!!
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operaphantom21 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010
This is very random, but I love your signature! :iconthumbsupplz:
I suffer from the same condition.
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:iconpanasonic592:
panasonic592 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010
LOL not as random as you think
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:icongabrielsangel:
gabrielsangel Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2010  Student Artist
:rofl: I LOVE THIS! :D
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Falling-Into-Blue Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010
He really should've done that in the movie. Would've cemented the darn thing as a parody once and for all. All the uncertainty is too confusing!
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:iconwolfgirl1515:
wolfgirl1515 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2010
Bwahaha! :D
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:icondeadlyspec:
DeadlySpec Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
YES! Brilliant!
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MadHatter1996 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
wow. that's simply amazing and extremely hilarious :O
I love your style

and I believe you have the best mother that has ever been XD
my mum wouldn't even know what I'm talking about if I would start a conversation about van helsing


if my english totally sucks:
sorry I'm an austrian >.<
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:iconkida-ookami:
Kida-Ookami Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2010
Nah, i love my mum she's cool, and she loves Van Helsing XD
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:iconluthiendun:
LuthienDun Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2010
LOLZ
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:iconintoxicatingfreedom:
IntoxicatingFreedom Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Funny!
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:iconbloodylittlegirl:
bloodylittlegirl Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2009
that is funny as hell! FAVE!!!!!
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:iconkaiwaiikilala77:
KaiwaiiKilala77 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2009
:rofl: That is so funny! And the way you inform us in how you got the joke; "Be gone you evil beast!" had me laughing my ass off! I be doing the same things to fly or with my cat but instead of using food, I use my hand in a slapping motions and say: "Get out of here! Nobody invited you!"

I know silly. :XD:
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DragonGem5 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl: :lmao: this is pure genious, but what if Carl had eaten the garlic bread?
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:iconkida-ookami:
Kida-Ookami Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2009
He would have melted from the inside ... or found out he actually likes the stuff

=]
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:icondragongem5:
DragonGem5 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That silly Carl... Gabriel should have carried some kind of odd thing that carl had messed with...
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